TO: GOD: FM: THE GANGS OF DOGS = Part 1
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TO: GOD: FM: THE GANGS OF DOGS = Part 1
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers , but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please!!
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Howling!!!! *dancing with more joys*
spottie
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