http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/-t1.htm Do you want to see something funny? Want to see something light hearted, then check out Spottie's very own part of the forum! Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:56:39 GMT 10 http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/Maddiecat214/DogpawfileHeader.jpg http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/-t1.htm http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/to-god-fm-the-gangs-of-dogs-t197.htm spottie [b]Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog. 1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it! up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. ... Spottie's Fun Page! Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:56:39 GMT http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/to-god-fm-the-gangs-of-dogs-t197.htm#352 http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/to-god-fm-the-gangs-of-dogs-t197.htm http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/to-god-fm-the-gangs-of-dogs-part-1-t196.htm spottie [b]Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers , but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"? ... Spottie's Fun Page! Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:46:53 GMT http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/to-god-fm-the-gangs-of-dogs-part-1-t196.htm#351 http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/to-god-fm-the-gangs-of-dogs-part-1-t196.htm http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/the-talking-dog-joke-t95.htm spottie A guy was talking a walk when noticed a sign outside a house "Talking dog for sale". He thinks what the hell and knocks on the door. The owner says the dog is in the backyard. The guy walks around the back and sees a black Labrador sitting on the back porch. Guy says, "Can you talk?" Dog replies, "Yep". "So, what's your story?" Dog looks up at the guy and says, "Well I discovered I could talk when I was just a pup and I thought ... Spottie's Fun Page! Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:38:02 GMT http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/the-talking-dog-joke-t95.htm#125 http://dogpawfile.forumotion.com/spottie-s-fun-page-f27/the-talking-dog-joke-t95.htm